Breaking News.... Pigeons target
humans!
Pigeons unite in a
worldwide effort to help humanity avoid total self-destruction. After years of
practicing on statues and monuments around the world, pigeons have finally
perfected the art of high altitude bombing and are ready to offer their
services to humankind.
It appears Pigeons poop offers an alternative to
weapons of mass destruction and pigeons are willing to partner with humans in
an effort to avoid a worldwide disaster and offer a new way to achieve total
global domination.
Presenting the Pigeon Drop simulator! The
simulator represents the cutting edge of online game play. Technical
advancements have made it possible to physically integrate humans into the
online experience, making them active participants in the game and allowing
them to launch worldwide pigeon attacks against any other online player. Global
satellite images show the location of all players currently logged in to the
simulation, while pigeons around the world provide players with tactical
updates on enemy movement.
The Pigeon Drop simulator provides access to
armies of pigeons stationed in every country around the world. Players must use
their skill to find and launch pigeon attacks, while physically running with
their phone to get out of the way of incoming dirty bombs.
Some people are questioning the wisdom of
such a scheme while others are participating in the mass simulation called
Pigeon Drop, currently available on the Apple app store.